A Modern Fairytale

A Guy was walking back home from work one late evening and a frog on the way called out, "Hey Kiss Me and I will turn into a princess and give you a real long kiss". The guys stops looks at the frog picks it up puts it in his pocket and walks on. The frog shouts again, "Hey Okay I will Stay with you for a full day and do whatever you want me to, now hurry up and kiss me". The guy takes the frog out of his pocket, looks at it smiles puts it back in the pocket and walks on.

After sometime the frog shouts again, "Hey Okay I will stay with you for a week but please kiss me fast". The guy took the frog out of the pocket smiles back to the pocket and walks on. This time the tired frog shouts out aloud, "Hey what's your problem man is one week not enough for you or what?" Well the guy takes the frog out and says, "Well see it's like this 'I am a programmer and don't have time for women but Hey a talking frog is COOL'"