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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?